My middle school orchestra teacher has this hanging in her room. It’s fantastic.
This is what it sounds like. REALLY good song.
My friend keeps practising it. Fucking amazing. I’m fairly certain the music got written by someone doodling geometric figures on a sheet of music paper and then realizing they’d actually written the song of the gods.
“Arranged by Accident”
It sounds like a boss battle.
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT AN AUDIO VERSION OF THIS. I never knew it was ACTUALLY a song. I grew up seeing this floating around and just thinking it was a joke.
I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED
You need at least 15 fingers to play this song!
2 boys at my junior high did this for the talent show it was pretty fuckin great
Wow, I listened to this and another guy’s version several times. This is pretty rad.
That said the sheet music is not the thing that the synthesizer is playing and the sheet music is gibberish and that’s the joke. Are there no piano players in these all these 175k notes? I mean it’s “based on a Cro-Magnon skinning chant.”
Yes Tumblr I am your wet blanket. Wet blanket for all!
The sheet music is pretty funny though.
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
Hm. I’ll have to try this for my next paper.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
I didn’t lose my virginity I gave it to somebody there’s a dfference
HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHONE? IT’S WAY BETTER THAN MY SHITTY “VIRGINITY” EVER WAS!